Pretty much every single human-being on Earth has experienced…
1.The confusion:
2.The lifelong nickname:
3.That l’il wave:
4.The reason to leave an event:
5.The universe playing tricks on you:
6. The math coming together:
7.The realization:
8.The shower struggle:
9.The accidental closure:
10. The argument pose:
11.That one random memory:
12.The totally rational thought:
13.The point of no return:
14.The first thing you have to check:
15.The embarrassing double-check:
16.The worst pain:
17.The forgetfulness:
18.The immediate amnesia:
19.The tomato struggle:
20.The birds ruining your night:
21.The most audacious of questions:
The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now
22.The nostril closure:
23. The Google of desperation:
24.The lowest point of your life:
25.The washing machine anger:
26.The regret:
27.The quick existence check:
28.The eye rub:
29.The correct way to store your phone:
30.The betrayal:
31.That strange pain:
32.The superiority:
33.The acting performance of the century:
Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the of the stuff I actually need
34.The need to make bubbles:
35.The rapid aging:
Website: you must be of legal age to view this content. What year were you born?Me at age 11 (playing it safe): 1753
36.This exact thought growing up:
37.The double and triple check:
me, watching the airplane’s wing during takeoff…trying to figure out if those little flaps are supposed to be moving like that:
38.The complete loss of trust:
Y’all ever notice how when you lose the remote you lose trust in everyone? “Are you sitting on the remote?” “No”“Alright stand up then”
39.The fear:
40.The attempt to fly under the radar:
41.The most satisfying smack:
42.The relief:
43.The very specific planning:
44.The pee-er’s dilemma:
45.The transformation:
46.The ear opening:
47.The horror… the horror:
I’ve been alive 20 years and still haven’t found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you’re in
48.The humiliating double-check:
Do you ever pull out your phone to check the time but you have to do it again because you forgot to look at the clock or am I just stupid
49.The need to walk around a pool like this:
50.The “I didn’t steal anything” walk:
And the squeal:
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