1.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you think your bag can defy the laws of nature:
2.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you demand the impossible:
3.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you somehow can’t see just how out of everything the store truly is:
4.Or when you think they can pinpoint the exact moment they ran out of chicken tikka masala:
5.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you think they aren’t a pro at this whole bagging thing:
6.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you remember your bags at the VERY last second:
7.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you pretend that the back of a salad dressing bottle is absolutely captivating you instead of helping to bag:
8.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you don’t remove that card:
9.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you try to forcibly enter the bathroom:
10.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you put your trash all over the store…
11.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you sneak up on them like some sort of grocery store ghoul:
12.Like, come on:
13.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you ignore the obvious signs that yes, the register is open:
14.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you stand a little too close:
15.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you can’t even begin to describe the extremely specific thing you’re looking for:
16.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you give yourself a little in-store taste test:
17.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you completely ignore their patented small talk:
18.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you throw currency at them:
19.Trader Joe’s employees hate when make them dig to the center of the Earth for a bag:
20.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you lose it over a tiny bag:
21.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you make that dumb, dumb joke:
22.Or this one:
23.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you miss what’s right in front of you:
24.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you leave your cart in your parking spot like a barbarian:
25.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you hand them your wet, slimy bags to put food in:
26.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you can’t follow card directions:
27.And Trader Joe’s employees hate when you don’t take the time to read:
28.ON THE OTHER HAND…
29.Trader Joe’s employees love when you don’t give them your whole life story when answering a question:
30.Trader Joe’s employees love when you lend a helping hand bagging your groceries:
31.Trader Joe’s employees love when you know how gift cards work:
32.And Trader Joe’s employees love when you recognize how annoying some customers can be:
It goes a long way.
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